[Scene #39]
Jamie : (Aurelia serves tea) Thank you.
(Aurelia takes off used cup and typescrilpts are blown away)
Aurelia : (Portuguese) Nao! Eu peco imensa desculpa. Oh, no. Hold on.
Jamie : God, it's half the book. Oh, no.
Aurelia : Que desastre. (she jumps into the lake)
Jamie : Just leave them, please! They're not important.
They're not worth it! Stop! Stop. Aa-ahh.
It's all just rubbish. Just leave it.
Oh, God, she's in. And now she'll think I'm a total spas if I don't go in too.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
Jamie : Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
Aurelia : (Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
Jamie : It's not worth it, you know, it isn't bloody Shakespeare.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) I don't want to drown saving some shit my grandmother could have written.
Jamie : Just stop. Stop.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) What kind of an idiot doesn't do copies?
Jamie : I really must do copies. There'd better not be eels in here. I can’t stand eels…
Aurelia : (Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.
Jamie : Oh god, what the hell is that?
Jamie : Thank you. Thank you so much. I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) Maybe you could name one of the characters after me. Or give me 50% of the profits.
Jamie : Or I could give you 5% of the profits.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) What kind of book is it? Kind. Kind… Romance ?
Jamie : Yes. It's, erm...
Aurelia : Ah, er... (Portuguese) Thriller...crime...
Jamie : (Portuguese) Yes. Si. (English) Crime. Crime, murder.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) Frightening?
Jamie : Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary. And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.
Aurelia : Mm. (Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.
Jamie : Ah.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) And then later you'll drive me home?
Jamie : Sure. It's my favourite time of day... driving you.
Aurelia : (Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
Jamie : Sorry.
[Scene #40]
(TV) : 'And coming up later this morning, it's this guy...
' ♪ There's no beginning, there'll be no end ♪ Cos on Christmas ♪ '
the bad granddad of rock'n'roll, 'here at 10:30. Do not switch off.'
(Juliet visits Mark's house)
Juliet : Banoffee pie?
Mark : No, thanks.
Juliet : Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said ‘yes’.
Mark : Oh right, well, lucky you.
Juliet : Can I come in?
Mark : Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy but...
Juliet : I was just passing and I thought we might check that video thing out.
I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie, or maybe Munchies?
Mark : Actually, I was serious I don't know where it is. I'll have a poke around tonight, and then…
Juliet : Mark, can I say something?
Mark : Yeah.
Juliet : I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
Look, don't, don't argue. We've never got… friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change.
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends.
Mark : Absolutely. Absolutely.
Juliet : Great.
Mark : Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and
couldn't find any trace of it, so...
Juliet : There’s one here that says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding".
Do you think we might be on the right track?
Mark : Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.
Juliet : Do you mind if l just...?
Mark : I've probably taped over it. Almost everything has episodes of West Wing on it now…
Juliet : Oh, bingo. That's lovely. Well done, you. Oh, that's gorgeous.
Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for. I look quite pretty.
You've stayed rather close, haven’t you…
... They're all of me.
Mark : (with a perplexed look) Yeah. Yeah... Yes.
Juliet : But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me.
Mark : Hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. It needs a bit of editing.
Look, I've got to get to a...Iunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you?
It's a...self-preservation thing, you see.
