[Scene #30]
girls : Look at him! Eurh!
Mark : Just a minute. Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
Mark : OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.
Peter : Great. …but for now, I've got Juliet on the other line. Can I patch you through?
She wants to ask you a favour.
Mark : OK, fine.
Peter : Thanks and, er, be nice.
Mark : I'm always nice.
Peter : 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.'
Mark : I'm always...
Juliet : 'Mark?'
Mark : Hi. How was the honeymoon?
Juliet : O h It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
Mark : So, what can I do for you?
Juliet : It's only a tiny favour. I've just tried the wedding video and it's a complete disaster.
It's come out all blue and wibbly.'
Mark : I'm sorry.
Juliet : And I remember you filming a lot on the day - and I just wondered if I could look at your stuff.
Mark : Oh no – look - To be honest, I didn't really...
Juliet : Please. All I want is just one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't bright turquoise.
Mark : Okay , - I'll have a look - but to be honest I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up. 'Must go.'
[Scene #31]
Harry : Any progress with our matchmaking plans?
Sarah : No. I've done fuck-all and never will because he's too good for me.
Harry : How true.
Sarah : Stop.
Harry : And of course, your mobile goes.
Sarah : Hello. Hi. How you doing?
Harry : So, how's the Christmas party going?
Mia : Good. Think I've found a venue. Friend of mine works there.
Harry : What's it like?
Mia : Good. Good. It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.
Harry : Oh. Right. Good. Well, I suppose I should take a look at it or something.
Mia : You should.
[Scene #32]
Jamie : Ah, bonjour, Eleonore.
woman : Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back. And this year you bring a lady guest?
Jamie : No. There's a change of situation. Just me.
woman : Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Jamie : I think you're not surprised.
woman : And you stay here till Christmas?
Jamie : Yeah, yeah.
woman : Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house. This is Aurelia.
Jamie : Ah. Er, bonjour, Aurelia.
Aurelia : Bonjour.
Jamie : (French) Er, je suis, er, tres heureux de vous avoir ici.
woman : Unfortunately, she cannot speak French, just like you. She's Portuguese.
Jamie : (ltalian) Ah, ah, buongiorno. Eusebio, er, er... (Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
woman : I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
Jamie : Right. Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
woman : And perhaps you can drive her home after her work?
Jamie : Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
woman : Which is what? Turkish?
