[Scene #12]
Colin : I've just worked out why I can't never find true love.
Tony : Why is that?
Colin : English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
And I am primarily attractive to girls, who are, you know, cooler, game for a laugh.
Like American girls. So I should just go to America!
I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
Tony : I think it's crap, Colin.
Colin : That's where you're wrong. American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Tony : You don't have a cute British accent.
Colin : Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
Tony : Colin, you're a lonely, ugly asshole. You must a ccept it.
Colin : Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
[Scene #13]
Daniel:
Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests, with friend for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral, I was confident she expected me to ignore. But others she was pretty damn clear about. When she first mentioned what's about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine." And as usual, my darling girl... and Sam's darling mum was right. So she's going to say her final farewell to you not through me but, inevitably, ever so coolly, through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.
(On speakers) :
♪ Bye bye baby, baby goodbye ♪ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
♪ Bye bye baby ♪ Don't make me cry ♪ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
♪ You're the one girl in town I'd marry ♪ Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
♪ I wish it could be ♪ I could love you but why begin it?
♪ Cos there ain't any future in it ♪ She's got me but I'm not free so... ♪
[Scene #14]
(From DJ booth):
♪ Bye bye baby, baby goodbye ♪ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
♪ Bye bye baby, don't make me cry ♪ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
♪ Wish I never had known you... ♪
(Mark is watching Peter and Juliet dancing together)
Sarah : Do you love him?
Mark : Er, er, what?
Sarah : No, l-I just thought I'd ask the blunt question in case it was the right one and you needed someone to
talk to about it and no one had ever asked you so you never been able to talk about it even though
you might have wanted to
Mark : No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
Sarah : So that's a no, then?
Mark : Yes. Erm...This DJ, what do you reckon? The worst in history?
Sarah : Probably. I think it all hangs on the next song.
DJ : Now here's one for the lovers. That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
(song)(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
♪ And they called it... ♪
Mark : He's done it, it's official.
Sarah : Worst DJ in the world.
