[Scene #9] Peter's Wedding
Father : In the presence of God, Pete r and Juliet have given their consent and made their marriage vows
to each other. They declared their marriage by the giving and receiving of rings.
I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.
Peter : And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
Mark : Yeah, I'm mature now.
(song) ( ♪ Wedding March becomes La Marseillaise)
♪ Love, love, love
♪ Love, love, love
♪ Love, love, love...
Juliet : (gets surprised) Did you do this?
Peter : Er, no.
(song)
♪ Love, love, love, love
♪ There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Peter : Oh, it...
(song)
♪ There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung
♪ There's nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game ♪ It's easy
♪ All you need is love
♪ All you need is love
♪ All you need is love, love
♪ Love is all you need... ♪
[Scene #10] Jamie's House
Jamie : Hello! What the hell are you doing here?
Brother : Oh, I just popped over to borrow some old CDs.
Jamie : The lady of the house let you in, did she?
Brother : Yeah.
Jamie : Lovely, o-o-obliging girl.
Brother : Yeah.
Jamie : I just thought I'd pop back before the reception and see if she was better. This is good.
Brother : Oh.
Jamie : Listen, erm, I've been thinking. I think we perhaps ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday.
What do you think? I just feel we've been bad sons this year.
Brother : Okay, Sounds fine. A bit, you know, boring, but fine.
(girl) : Hurry up, big boy! I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
[Scene #11] Wedding Reception
(Juliet) : I am so happy to see you guys!
(Colin serves food)
Colin : Delicious delicacy?
Mark : Er, no, thanks.
Colin : Taste explosion?
Colin : Food?
Nancy : No, thanks.
Colin : Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it? Looks like a dead baby's finger.
Oooh. Oh. Tastes like it, too.
I'm Colin, by the way.
Nancy : I'm Nancy.
Colin : Wicked. What do you do, Nancy?
Nancy : I'm a cook.
Colin : Ever do weddings?
Nancy : Yes, I do.
Colin : They should've asked you to do this one.
Nancy : They did.
Colin : God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down.
Nancy : I didn't.
Colin : Right.