[Scene #7] Peter's Wedding
Peter : No surprises?
Mark : No surprises.
Peter : Not like the stag night?
Mark : Unlike the stag night.
Peter : Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark : I do.
Peter : And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Mark : That is true. Good luck, kiddo.
(the bride walks down the aisle)
[Scene #8] The British and staffs greet a new Prime Minister
Press : Prime Minister, over here!
PM : Thank you.
(goes into the British Prime Minister ' s Office)
Annie : Welcome, Prime Minister.
PM : Woh! I must work on my wave. How are you?
Annie : How are you feeling?
PM : Erm... Cool. Powerful.
Annie : Would you like to meet your household staff?
PM : Yes, I would like that very much indeed.
Anything to put off actually running the country.
Annie : This is Terence. He's in charge.
Terence : Good morning, sir.
PM : Good morning. Had an uncle called Terence - hated him - I think he was a pervert.
But I very much like the look of you.
Annie : This is Pat.
PM : Hello, Pat.
Pat : Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
PM : Oh, right. I should be a lot easier with me than with the last lot.
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
Annie : And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.
PM : Hello, Natalie.
Natalie : Hello, David. I mean, sir.
Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice.
I'm so sorry, sir.
PM : It's fine, it’s fine.
You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie : Thank you, sir.
I did have an awful a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.
Oh, piss it!
Annie : Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
PM : Yeah, I can't see why not.
(He looks back Natalie, and moves inside)
Pat : It's all right.
Natalie : Did you see what I did?
Pat : Yes, I did.
Natalie : I just went "blurt".
PM : Hello there.
Annie : I'm right over here.
PM : Yeah, I'm in here. OK. Good. Thank you. Ah.
(closes the door and reminds Natalie)
Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.
